Bunch of Maryland pussies.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Maryland, you bastards. Well, at least The Masters is about to start. Let’s see how that goes. With the way DeChambeau is playing, it might be a blowout.  But golf is a weird sport. And he’s a weird guy.  Anything could happen.

What a pretty lady.

Women’s rights activist Elizabeth Cady Stanton was born on this day. She shares it with sculptor Auguste Rodin, argon discoverer John William Strutt, Nazi piece of shit Amon Goth, beer magnate Joseph Coors, lovely actress (and royalty too!) Grace Kelly, psychopath Charles Manson, sportscaster Al Michaels, butthurt Canadian singer Neil Young, nutcase politician Hassan Rouhani, tiresome writer Naomi Wolf, white hispanic (at times) baseball player Sammy Sosa, figure skating trailer trash Tonya Harding, actor Ryan Gosling, and the lovely looking Anne Hathaway.

Man, what a fucked up list.  Anyway, on to…the links!

Fact check: true

I’m gonna rephrase the headline for accuracy: Joe Biden hates the Fifth and Sixth Amendments and doesn’t want them to apply to men on college campuses. Because that’s what this is about. I guess these assholes don’t think it’s possible to sympathize with alleged victims and at the same time ensure the rights of the accused are respected.

They’re leaving a lot out of this headline too. Like how you’re not allowed to have more than 10 people IN YOUR OWN HOME at any given time. Also, I always wonder, why do they always set start dates for these urgent and totally necessary orders a few days out? If they’re so urgent, why not impose them immediately? Oh yeah, because they’re more about controlling people than a virus.  Also, Cuomo is an anti-Semite, so expect the Jewish community to have these orders enforced on them a lot more harshly than others.

Oh wait, it said Crips, not Creeps. My bad. This photo probably doesn’t make sense now.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Thanks, DM. I needed that.

The state’s budget is a metaphor for his waistline. Or vice versa. Either way, cuts are needed. Drastic cuts.

Uh, no shit buddy. “It’s shocking that as temps drop, viruses spread in urban areas.  Absolutely shocking!” said nobody ever.

This shouldn’t be surprising. Sadly, the blame is placed on the wrong people.  I swear, people should be showing up en masse at school boards with torches and pitchforks. Instead they’re suing the people who have a responsibility to maintain operations for their shareholders and customers.

A decent one hit wonder. Right at the end of a generation of great music.  Hope you enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!