The medal was not given for economics.

Man, the Jets sure know how to screw up.  It’s almost as if they’re actively trying to lose games. I’d be worried if I were Trevor Lawrence or Justin Fields. I can’t wait for the day this economic illiterate shuts the fuck up. (I apologize for including that in the sports recap. She doesn’t deserve it.) And that’s pretty much it for sports.

Out of patience.

Theological heavyweight and all-around religious badass Martin Luther was born on this day. He shares it with British King George II, infielder Jimmy Dykes, awesome Russian inventor Mikhail Kalashnikov, writer W.E.B. Griffin, comedic actor Sinbad, droning sportscaster Linda Cohn, Downton Abbey actor Hugh Bonneville, pitcher Kenny Rogers, hard-partying F1 driver Eddie Irvine, outfielder Shawn Green, and actress (who died too young) Brittany Murphy.

That’s it for birthdays. Some absolute heavyweights there who dramatically changed the course of humanity.  And now on to…the links!

Win? I had no idea the election had been certified. Oh yeah, it’s CNN.  They don’t really understand how elections work or they don’t really care.

McFuck this shit.

Blech! The branding sounds just as bad as the product.  Also, where’s my fucking McRib? I thought they’d be here a week ago, dammit.

Get your popcorn. The Supreme Court is in session. This will result in millions of heads exploding one way or the other.

No fucking shit. It’s almost as if terrorizing people constantly and barraging them with doomsday predictions month after month over something that’s highly unlikely to harm them results in emotional problems. What a shock!

Here come the new lockdowns! Just in time for the holidays!

She should say she was just protesting Trump. She’ll get her money back.

This is some crazy-ass shit right here. She’s an adult who says her mental state is fine. How can she not be given control back over her own life?

Paradise awaits in Houston. I think I’ve discovered the home of the First Greater Glibs Meetup. Who’s gonna join me?

Prophetic?  Maybe, maybe not. But it’s a great song. Enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!