I’m not sad about this development.

Tom Brady lost to the Rams. And Tom Brady losing is always funny. UCL is back today and tomorrow.  Let’s see who else from Liverpool gets hurt this week. And the first CFP rankings come out today. In this wacky season, they could be interesting. And that’s sports.

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White, racist colonizer Junipero Serra was born on this day. He shares it with short-lived president Zachary Taylor, ragtime musician Scott Joplin, author Dale Carnegie, gangster Lucky Luciano, baseball player Ducky Medwick, political commentator William F Buckley Jr, pitcher Bob Friend, “The Big O” Oscar Robertson, drummer Pete Best, serial killer Ted Bundy, acting great Dwight Schultz, cricket legend Ian Botham, and actress Katherine Heigl.

That list wasn’t great. But it’s time to move on to…the links!

It’s time to get back to normal. Which means inept and malevolent bureaucracy, elevated tensions in the Middle East (except with Iran), a bunch of “international cooperation” (where we foot the lion’s share of the bill for everything), and a continuation of class-warfare.  In other words: just what Dem voters wanted.

Then give them your own money and stop stealing mine for them.

I wonder if this will stand up on appeal. I hope so. People can pay for their own shit and there’s nothing keeping them from running on donations.

If you’re asking, you’re doing it wrong. Still, she’s at least got her head in the right place. And she ain’t too bad looking either.

A politician I can get behind.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Get a load of this dumbshit.  Dude, you’re supposed to donate big money to the PBA, not give up a few iPads. Or, buy a home in a redneck county like Tulare or Inyo and just ask there.  What a maroon.

She needs to go one step further and just leave the Senate altogether. Because she’s an idiot and she’s been there too long.

What a great guy! Giving 105,000 kids a copy of his book about himself. You don’t get any more giving that that. Maybe it’ll land him a Nobel Prize for Literature next. Or get one for his ghost writer, anyway.  ::SMDH:: What an egomaniac.

I have a sinking feeling this story is a very common one. And I also get the feeling coronabro politicians couldn’t give a flying fuck.

Lighten up, pussies.

Cry more, you bunch of pussies. For every bit of “backlash” he’s facing, you’ve got someone applauding it.  Hopefully ten people. Because he’s right.

Here you go. Hopefully it starts your day off as well as it did mine.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!