TRUE FACT: One of TPTB invented the Ball Park Frank, the hot dog that plumps when you cook them.

1991 commercial. Ah, 1991… The year I turned 21. I had anal sex with a redhead on her birthday. I can’t find her anywhere on the Internet. I think she might be dead.


 

How could we all have failed her so utterly? Shame, people. Shame.

Anti-‘Cancel Culture’ Reason Magazine Accused of Canceling Columnist for Being Too Anti-Trump

A leading critic of “cancel culture” is being accused of canceling one of its own—for speaking out too loudly and too often against President Donald Trump.

Throughout the Trump era, Reason magazine, a digital and print publication published by the nonprofit libertarian Reason Foundation, has routinely sounded the alarm about the perceived threat posed by “cancel culture,” the modern phenomenon in which people are publicly and professionally ostracized for heterodox beliefs or remarks. The magazine has lambasted other outlets like The Atlantic, The New York Times, and The Intercept for firing or pushing out key staffers whose views or actions were determined to have conflicted with their respective editorial missions.

And yet, a long-time Reason columnist and policy analyst alleges that the libertarian magazine dropped her over her vehemently anti-Trump views.

“After 15 years, the curtains came down for me at Reason today. My views, I was told, had become too out-of-step with those of the organization,” Shikha Dalmia announced Tuesday evening in a Facebook post.

Fun article. It’s an amazing flurry of lies, misdefintions, half-truths, and bad faith. Read up, Johnny!


 

Hay! Who’s ready to barf?!?


 

Sorry, more barfing…

A Colorado photographer said he watched the now-famous monolith in southeast Utah fall to the ground

The mysterious monolith discovered last week in a Utah desert just disappeared — but it wasn’t taken by aliens or government conspiracies. It was moved by another phenomenon: TikTokers.

Colorado adventure and outdoor lifestyle photographer Ross Bernards told CNN he saw the monolith being removed by a group of four last Friday night.

Bernards, who has about a decade of experience in hiking and navigating deserts, set out to capture photos of the world-famous monolith with a group of friends last Friday after determining its location earlier in the week.

After he and his friends had reached the location of the monolith and had been taking photos for over an hour, they heard the voices of a new group rounding the corner toward the location. Bernards assumed the group of four was there to take photos as well, but that was not the case.

“They immediately started really pushing on it, like throwing their whole-body weight into it,” said Bernards. “It took them maybe three big pushes to get that thing to pop up a little bit and start turning on its side.”

As soon as they were able pry the entire monolith loose, it fell straight on the ground and made a loud bang. It sounded as if someone threw their largest stew pot off a ladder as hard as they could, Bernards said.

“Once that happened, one of them said this is why you don’t leave trash in the desert,” said Bernards.

Gob-forbid 2020 have a little mystery or whimsy, eco-fucks.


 

This was on MTV in the background during the, uh, birthday present mentioned above.

Still playing from its release and popularity in 1990. Probably because 1991 might have been the worst year in popular music in my lifetime.

Look upon the Billboard #1 hits and despair!

“Justify My Love” – Madonna

“Love Will Never Do (Without You)” – Janet Jackson

“The First Time” – Surface

“Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” – C+C Music Factory

“All the Man That I Need” – Whitney Houston

“Someday” – Mariah Carey

“One More Try” – Timmy T

“Coming Out of the Dark” – Gloria Estefan

“I’ve Been Thinking About You” – Londonbeat

“You’re in Love” – Wilson Phillips

“Baby Baby” – Amy Grant

“Joyride” – Roxette

“I Like the Way (The Kissing Game)” – Hi-Five

“I Don’t Wanna Cry” – Mariah Carey

“More Than Words” – Extreme

“Rush Rush” – Paula Abdul

“Unbelievable” – EMF

“(Everything I Do) I Do It for You” – Bryan Adams

“The Promise of a New Day” – Paula Abdul

“I Adore Mi Amor” – Color Me Badd

“Good Vibrations” – Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

“Emotions” – Mariah Carey

“Romantic” – Karyn White

“Cream” – Prince and the New Power Generation

“When a Man Loves a Woman” – Michael Bolton

“Set Adrift on Memory Bliss” – P.M. Dawn

“Black or White” – Michael Jackson

 

So, what… “Cream” is the best song? With “Unbelievable” And “Gonna Make You Sweat” as good nostalgia party records? The rest is just a nightmare of rancid ear-semen.