Still crying three days later.

Man, the CFP committee must be looking at LSU as the defending champ rather than the flaming pile of dogshit they are. What other reason could they have for dropping Florida only one spot?  The same number Cincy dropped for…not getting to play.  Whatever, it should all sort itself out this weekend. Then I can listen to aTm fans whine like babies. Almost makes me wish I was staying home for Christmas. Wolves beat Chelski and West Brom drew Man City.  Those midweek league games, man.  And we have a boatload of them today too. Including the huge Spuds-Liverpool match. I expect more chaos. And that’s sports.

Billy Ripken: Fuck Face

Big birthdays today are: Catherine of Aragon, incredible German composer Ludwig van Beethoven, novelist Jane Austen, sci-fi author Arthur C. Clarke, another sci-fi heavyweight Philip K. Dick, grifter Morris Dees, civil rights icon Jimmie Lee Jackson, rocker Billy Gibbons, baseball player (with one of the best baseball cards ever) Billy Ripken, outfielder Chris Jones, and rapper Flo Rida.

Man, that was a solid list.  And now on to…the links!

Looks like the Canadian Epstein. I wonder if we will say “I’m sore-ey, eh” to his victims?

Be ze good little Germanz and follow ze orders! Schnell! Schnell!

That thing we did that didn’t work? Well, we’re gonna do it even harder now. “When you’re a hammer”, am I right?

If you “back the blue”, just remember, the guy that caused this only served 22 months. How is he not in prison for the rest of his life, or, you know, “missing, whereabouts unknown”?

No good deed goes unpunished. I guess those dickheads complaining about this don’t want these kids to learn the concept of hard work or what it means to pull oneself up by their bootstraps.  Christ, what a bunch of assholes.

Every dark cloud has a silver lining. I hope to see this news repeated in every state whose schools have abandoned the children.

Pictured: two pieces of shit.

Oh, suck it Pritzker. You were hoping for a miracle and you didn’t get one. Stop stealing money to fund your corrupt government. The same goes for you, Beetlejuice.  If specific property owners want to pay for added security, they will on their own. You don’t have to fuck over everybody around them.

California, man. I wonder how much sympathy they’re gonna get? Nevermind that a lot of other businesses did the exact same thing.

And speaking of the golden state, they may be looking at a new governor soon. Serves you right, you hypocritical piece of shit tyrant.

Don’t you assholes have more pressing issues to worry about? Also, you can’t ban words. So fuck off.

I wonder how much Cole was consumed during the filming of this video? Who cares, it’s a great song. Hope you enjoy it. I know I will.

Now get out there and have your best Wednesday of the year, friends!