I’ll keep it brief because last time I had a Tuesday afternoon during the most consequential election of all time™…

…Okay nobody cares.


If the Brits won’t extradite Assange out of fear he’ll get Epsteined, Mexico offers him asylum.

Obama the Pope expresses his personal disappointment in people that left town to celebrate the holidays.

Controversial Brazilian statue is vaginal.  Did I do that right?

Trump admin considers designating Cuba as a state sponsor of terrorism.

Legalize weed, they just switch to something else illegal.  Legalize everything the cartels will have to smuggle avocados.  I’d buy illicit avocados.

It WAS dormant…


Here are some tunes, make today count.