This was not a great week for gym visits thanks to rain, doggarhea, and high winds.  I blame my governor for two of three.  I’ll let you guess which ones.

This was the week that brought home to me how f***ed up my governor’s order requiring gyms to operate outside is.  Southern California does not have a long rainy season, but we do have one.  Two days this week it was pouring when I would have been working out.  No way was I going to lift outside in those conditions.

The silver lining is I managed to get in more sessions jumping rope.  I have gotten much more adept with the Crossrope system.  The quarter pound rope is no longer the serious challenge it was when I first starting using it.

Midweek I decided I was going to use the half pound rope for 5 minutes of the day’s routine.  That sucker was a challenge.  Physics nerds help me understand what is going on.  The weight of the rope doubled but I would swear the force/torque/angular momentum/tell-me-the-right-term more than doubled.  Seriously, I am trying to understand the physics behind this.  Help a brother out.

Anyway, I made it 5 minutes and was feeling it.  I was ready to switch it out for the quarter pound rope for my final 5 minutes.  No can do.  It was 37 American degrees out and my middle-aged hands could not detach the rope to do the switch.  I gutted out another 5 minutes with the half pound rope and called it.

I will write a full review when I have used the one pound and two-pound ropes.  In the meantime, I like this product and recommend it to anyone considering jumping rope for exercise.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I know DEG coined the term Clown Prince for Governor Sununu but just for this week I’m stealing it.  My Clown Prince did everything this week but walk around naked asking us to admire his beautiful suit. Without warning, he dropped his stayathome order.  Supposedly, that couldn’t be done until ICU utilization dropped to 85% or less.  In my county it is currently at 95%.  Los Angeles is at 93%. San Diego is too.  Orange County is at 95%.  So, the four most populous counties in the state are using well over 85% of their ICU capacity but the stay-at-home order magically disappeared.

Maybe the Clown Prince is just making up numbers. Maybe he realizes his political future is very much in jeopardyMaybe he is hoping to distract from an unfolding scandal that cannot be hand waved away.  (I’m still waiting for anyone in local media to do basic math and point out the Clown Prince has allowed 15% of the annual budget to disappear due to fraud.)  I didn’t think it was possible to harden my cynicism about state government.  I was wrong.

​​This one is for you Gavin.

I think I depressed myself.  Here, have this as a pick me up.