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Found on the same Twitter thread:

Calls for her to be put on the $100 bill

Calls for her birthday to be a national holiday

Claims that Stacey Abrams is the most consequential women in US history

And honestly, it begins get to hyperbolic from there.


 

Wait, what’s the problem? Are riots and property damage considered bad again? That darn pendulum.



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You guys remembered that Stacey Abrams writes romance novels, right?

Stacey Abrams Has Written 8 Romance Novels Under the Name “Selena Montgomery”

Here’s a synopsis of 2008’s Reckless

Independent, stunning, and smart, Kell Jameson has the life she’s always dreamed about. A partner at a tony Atlanta law firm that represents famous—if guilty—clients, she’s far from her days as a lonely orphan in rural Georgia. But one frantic phone call will bring her back to the place she’s spent years trying to escape. The head of her childhood orphanage has been accused of murder, and Kell is her only hope for freedom.

From the first moment Kell meets Sheriff Luke Calder, tempers and attraction flare. Ruggedly handsome and a stickler for law and order, Luke finds Kell compelling. Unfortunately, she represents his prime suspect. Forced to work together, they dig deep into the town’s scandals . . . but Kell has a secret of her own. She trusts Luke enough to fall in love—but does she trust him enough to reveal the reckless past she’s worked so hard to keep hidden?

I hate having competition.


Denmark launches children’s TV show about man with giant penis


John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children.

The Danish equivalent of the BBC, DR, has a new animated series aimed at four- to eight-year-olds about John Dillermand, the man with the world’s longest penis who overcomes hardships and challenges with his record-breaking genitals.

Unsurprisingly, the series has provoked debate about what good children’s television should – and should not – contain.

Since premiering on Saturday, opponents have condemned the idea of a man who cannot control his penis. “Is this really the message we want to send to children while we are in the middle of a huge #MeToo wave?” wrote the Danish author Anne Lise Marstrand-Jørgensen.

Our calls of inquiry about the size of Anne Lise Marstrand-Jørgensen’s penis have not been returned.


Did I not tell you at the beginning that there would be three barfs?

Barf 3


The urge to worship cannot be stamped out, only redirected. The RBG is dead, long live the YAS QUEEN.