Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta and her third nose job

If I told you she found a real dead bird, dipped it in gold and stuck it on her chest, would any of you even blink in surprise?

 

Comma-la and Mr. Harris

For all the bitching and moaning about a tyrant President over the last four years, maybe imperial purple is not a good idea.

 

“It’s never my turn, it’s never my turn, it’s never my turn.”

The boundless hate in her eyes. The thing on her chest. I know it has killed before and it will kill again. And the same color as Kamala. Nothing could convince me that America’s pettiest crone didn’t do this on purpose.

 

Party crashers

 

Someone didn’t get to purple memo. Did they leave her out on purpose? Rowr, cat fight!

 

The Harris family

The husband that stubbornly refused to change his name. The step-son and his kooky art school sister with the virginity glasses. (She makes her own clothes! Quirky!)

 

Joe and Dr. Jill Biden

Joe and Jill. Wait, Dr. Jill Biden. Wait, now she wants it in all caps. DR. JILL BIDEN. Joe in basic black; a nice suit to bury him in. And DR. JILL BIDEN is wearing something made from old curtains and a couch found out on the street.