Yes, I know it’s Friday and all of You People™ are preparing for a weekend of frivolity. I will not. I will be absolutely serious because these are serious times with serious problems that need to be discussed seriously. No joking around, no frivolity. No references to my dick.

Birthdays today include the inventor of our favorite weapon; a perennial loser; a maker of really crappy cars including the infamous Deux Chevaux; a “comedian” who fits today’s theme; the greatest non-juiced slugger; an actually legal Alien; and a pioneer of the mockumentary genre.

Let’s get to news, seriously.

 

The outrage of letting people democratically elect their own representatives must be stopped! 

 

The party of blue collar America.

 

“Here’s a meaningless metric we made up and lookie! The US sucks compared to the civilized world!”

 

He recovered. Too bad. Maybe it’s worse than they’re letting on. One can only hope.

 

Assume we’ll all be living in an ASBO world very shortly.

 

Fun to make believe, but ain’t gonna happen.

 

I try not to do Twatter links, but you gotta see this.

 

Old Guy Music is from a band that is fun but not funny. Not at all funny.