People rag on Facebook, but without it I would’ve looked like an ass forgetting somebody’s birthday.

Now for links!

Puerto Rico opens their schools.  Which means had they been a real state they would still opened the schools before Cuomo.

Yeah, they’re right to worry.

They said if Trump were elected, relations between the US and typically friendly countries in the region would be strained to the breaking point….wait a minute

Mexican version of the House passes legislation against funding for beaty pageants as they can be seen as sexist.  Specifically they wish to avoid:

“Promoting the competition among women based on their physical attributes promotes sexist and ‘macho’ patterns that stigmatize, objectify, and minimize the role women play in our society,” says the bill’s text.

Which means if this passes the Mexican senate, it will forbid wet t-shirt contests in Cancún during spring break.  Which is a damn shame.

Who built the cages, Joe?”

100 million down, just 7.7 billion left to go!

Cuba goes for the “China Model”.

 

Here, have some tunes.  If you must know, the singer looks something like this.