Happy Monday, Glibs. The great partying of 2020, along with Sloopy and Banjos wheelin’ and dealin’ has left you guys with me. Yesterday, I found out how much crap can fit in 1000 cu. ft. storage space. I was moving my mother-in-law into her new place. I guess the good news is, I’ll get to pack when we move her next time. Every box, ‘Fragile”. You know what they say, when everything is fragile, nothing is fragile. But its all good. She lives close enough for the kids to walk over there when they get bored at our house.

Birthdays today include: Rhonda Rousey, Director John Ford, and some dude they named a hockey trophy after, poet and playwright Langston Hughes, Clark Gable, and tank-enthusiast Boris Yeltsin.

Dear US media, this is what a coup attempt looks like. It involves the military “detaining” civilian leadership at gunpoint.

The lulz on the impeachment trial should be epic.

Wow, how bad has the Chicago Teachers’ Union behaved that the mayor ordered them to be in school today? No more Zoom classes from your hotel room.

I thought this was a story about inbreeding in New Jersey, when I first linked it.