NO. THERE IS NO “OVERTIME”. UNLESS YOU MEAN “OVER TIME, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO BE A GRAIN SLAVE.”

 

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THIS IS AN EARLIER HOUR THAN WHEN ZARDOZ USUALLY CONDUCTS GRAIN FERRYING OPERATIONS. THUS, ANY ERRORS ARE DUE TO ZARDOZ’S COGINITION CIRCUITS STILL WARMING UP. ZED HAD OFFERED SOMETHING CALLED “COFFEE”, BUT ZARDOZ’S AUXILLIARY TANKS ARE FOR EMERGENCY FUEL ONLY.

BUT THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE DONE WELL, PRAISING THE GUN AS GOOD (DON’T ASK ABOUT AMMUNITION – ZARDOZ CAN’T FIND ENOUGH FOR THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS LATELY) AND REALIZING THAT THE PENIS IS EVIL. THEREFORE, ZARDOZ GIVES YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK! GO FORTH AND COMMENT.

  1. ZARDOZ WISHES TO NOMINATE HILLARY CLINTON, BARRACK OBAMA AND SUSAN RICE FOR THE NOBEL CLEANSING PRIZE FOR THEIR ONGOING CONTRIBUTION.
  2. CANNOT COMPUTE – THE BRUTAL NATION OF ISRAEL IS OFTEN ACCUSED OF TRYING TO CLEANSE OTHER BRUTALS IN THE LAND. THEY ARE DOING IT WRONG!
  3. AT LEAST ZARDOZ CAN COUNT ON THE BRUTALS OF RUSSIA FOR SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED OPPRESSION.

BONUS LINK: MIND PONG PLAYING MONKEYS?

ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS THAT IN SUCH LINKS POSTS AS THIS, IT IS CUSTOMARY TO POST A “MUSIC LINK.” ZARDOZ SHALL DO SO, WITH ZARDOZ’S KIND OF MUSIC.

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.