Children Expelled After School Finds Out About Mom’s OnlyFans Account

 

Three children were expelled from their Sacramento, California Catholic school Sunday after school administrators took issue with their mother’s job: modeling on the adult members-only site, OnlyFans.

According to 44-year-old Crystal Jackson, her foray into OnlyFans began as a way to rekindle the spark in her 14-year marriage.

“I went through menopause early and I was just like, wanting to have that connection with my husband again,” she told NBC affiliate KCRA.

So she and her husband, Chris, began posting content to OnlyFans, which reportedly ranges from pin-up style photos to “sexy stories” Crystal writes for their subscribers.

Their “hot wife” content was a hit. When the couple began uploading to OnlyFans a little over a year ago, they made $15,000 their very first month. Now, they’re pulling in over $150,000 a month. Jackson’s Instagram account, under the alias “Mrs. Poindexter” boasts over 500,000 followers.

Here’s the problem with Catholic school, a buncha horny nuns running OnlyFans searches on the moms. “I’m breaking the habit,” is a double entendre, you know.


 

No Charges for Rochester Officers Who Killed a Black Man Having a Mental Health Crisis

The Rochester police officers involved in the death of Daniel Prude, a Black man having a mental health crisis, will not face charges after a grand jury declined to indict the officers Tuesday. The officers, responding to a call in March 2020 by Prude’s brother, handcuffed and placed a hood over the 41-year-old’s head, before pinning him to the ground in the middle of the street. In a matter of minutes, Prude, who had recently been hospitalized for mental health issues, stopped breathing, and ultimately died of asphyxiation a week later in a local hospital. The father of five was naked at the time of the arrest. “I placed a phone call to get my brother help,” Prude’s brother, Joe, told reporters last year, “not to have my brother lynched.”

What do you think this is, last summer? Orange Man Bad is gone; your usefulness is at an end. Maybe, maybe the Dems might need you for the midterms, but even they know without Trump to run against, that is a lost cause. You were sold out. Get your head around it, BLM/Antifa.


 

US Navy tests ‘solar satellite’ that can beam power to ANYWHERE on Earth from space

THE US Navy has fired a pizza box sized satellite into orbit that generated enough electricity to power an iPad.

The Photovoltaic Radiofrequency Antenna Module (PRAM) was launched in May 2020 and harnesses light from the sun that it converts into electricity. According to CNN, the experimental tech is attached to a drone that orbits the Earth every 90 minutes.

It’s designed as a prototype for a future system to send electricity from space back to any point on Earth.

“To our knowledge, this experiment is the first test in orbit of hardware designed specifically for solar power satellites, which could play a revolutionary role in our energy future,” said Paul Jaffe, PRAM principal investigator and co-developer of the project.

“Some visions have space solar matching or exceeding the largest power plants today – multiple gigawatts – so enough for a city,” he told CNN.

Did anyone else bother to turn on HELIOS One in Fallout: New Vegas so you could use the Archimedes II solar strike? It sort of had that mini-nuke disappointment about it. Characters survived it when it should have reduced everything to ashes.


 

1994, Ball State University, the Downward Spiral tour

Marylin Manson leaves the stage. No one knows who they are at this point; Marylin is not even wearing the ghoul make-up yet. The house lights fade and the crowd settles. It is quiet as a medium-venue ever gets, murmuring, coughing, a couple of groans. The band is quietly futzing on the stage. They are about to start. A lone voice, a girl’s voice, screams “TRENT! I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME LIKE AN ANIMAL!” The first chord rises.