Goddamnit. Goddamnit.  Rush.  Why?

Why you fat, slovenly, cigar chomping asshole?

They don’t know, they don’t know you the way I did.  While America was preoccupied watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade every year, I stood there wearing an apron while making Shaker Lemon Pie.  You never could taste anything that wasn’t as bitter as your audience.

You made me sing Simple Gifts whenever the Garfield float made its way through the crowd.  You would always say you’d put the liberals into camps, and it the parade always ended in your hearty laugh that filled the Four Seasons Suite like vodka-spiked whipped cream…..because you spat it out as you laughed.

You loved that fucking cat.  I will never understand why.

Goodbye and tell Bobby Kennedy his brother Jack’s dick wasn’t any bigger but it wasn’t bent exactly 43 degrees the wrong direction, halfway down the shaft.

 

Why would they do that?  Its fucking cold outside.

Gold and silver prices are manipulated?  Peter Schiff is going to shit a shiny gold brick.

Is it wrong to want him to get into a shootout with the FBI? He might even tag an agent or two in the process.  Please note Preet, I am asking it in the form of an ethical query and not threatening to assassinate a sitting governor.

I for one am not getting a red cent from this ponzi scheme, because I’m paid under the table and paid exactly $0 into it since 1958.

Finally!  Dumbfuck pretending to be an economist doesn’t know the lowest quintile rarely pays any income tax, but let’s pretend its going to be a big help when they’re unemployed later this year because Biden’s national minimum wage will make most of them unemployed.