I don't expect anyone to get this, and that's OK.While they’re not octopuses*, I still make room in my heart for their weird cousins. (h/t: Mexican Sharpshooter)

Meanwhile, the Internet continues to be strange and wonderful.

Wait, did I say strange and wonderful? Maybe it’s still just weird and off-putting.

10/10, would get bitten by a shark again.”

If someone wants to make this and get back to me about how tasty it is, I’d be much obliged.

Same shit, different day, news at 2:00 PM MDT.

 

Time for a preview of my weekend but in musical form.

*And you can GTFOutta here with “octopodes” or “octopi” because I don’t want to hear it.