As much as I bitch about life here in Arizona, it does have three things going for it: mountains, Second Amendment rights, and no Daylight Savings Time. So I’ve enjoyed seeing everyone here bellyaching about DST knowing that it doesn’t affect me. Oh wait, it does- I have to have Links up an hour earlier.

Birthdays today include some poor schmuck caught in between; a guy who seduced the innocent; a guy who was movin’ kinda slow; a guy who refused to be put into a box; a guy who inflicted several generations of bad acting on us; a woman who hosted one of the best PBS series ever (and was, truth be told, better than Billy Taylor); a guy who inflicted his idiot son on us; a horrific piece of shit who ruined millions of lives (and may he roast in Hell); a guy who was not a sniper in Vietnam; the guy who inflicted Kamala on us; a guy who didn’t bang Marlo Thomas; a woman that Cosby didn’t have to roofie; a guy who inspired our own Q; a guy who played some pseudo-sport; a drummer who’s also the answer to a trivia question; a guy whose motto was “Mom liked you best”; and a girl or a guy who is impossible to parody.

News, yes.

 

“Here’s a hate crime for you, a hate crime for you, a hate crime for you…”

 

Missing from the story: who’s stuck with the bill.

 

I have an alibi.

 

If (((we))) had thought of this, Egypt would have had eleven plagues.

 

“Nothing you haven’t told her twice already.”

 

I’m sure this is somehow the fault of Jews. Or Trump.

 

Old Guy Music was decided last Saturday in Zoom.