It’s Pesach tonight! Fittingly, SP and I are having dinner at our favorite PHX-area restaurant with some old friends who, like us, are a Jewish guy married to a shiksa. Much chametz will be eaten, much wine will be drunk, and very little in the way of praying will happen. Maybe I can get her to ask the Four Questions, the problem being that her Four Questions start with, “What the fuck was I thinking when I married you???”

Birthdays today, by the goy calendar, include a guy who wrote one of the best and most important books of the last 200 years; a guy who inspired a Beatles song; a man who managed true evil; a guy who designed the boxes that buildings came in; a guy who didn’t give a fock (but should have won a Nobel); a piece of shit who capped a career of failure by leaving us his idiot son; a brilliant singer of the most American of genres; a guy whose opponent was disarmed; my favorite football player to watch- and here’s why; a guy whose films leave me in a state of wonder- at why people think they’re any good; and a delightfully named baseball player who was damn fun to watch.

Let’s look at the news.

 

Venessa sees a gravy train.

 

“Looka meeeee! I can be just as mendacious as Ted Lieu!”

 

“Let’s copy the Left’s stupidest anti-Trump tactic. Yeah, that’s the ticket!”

 

Just a reminder that the Kennedys are the scummiest family in America.

 

Dining at its finest.

 

Team Blue thinks that the problem with the Surveillance State is that it needs even more snooping power. Oh, and thank you, Bush, for creating this agency. It’s a pity that tar and feathers is out of style.

 

Watch propaganda being made.

 

Old Guy Music, of course, is a lineup rich with (((us))). SP and I have seen Corky live, and Harvey was a guitar student and later bandmate of the (((guy))) who introduced us. Some excellent fast electric blues.