I got nothin’.

No sports to report on, but WC qualifiers kick off today, so we’ll have something tomorrow to report. Sorry, that’s how it goes sometimes.

Shermer, Illinois is a myth!

Chemist who discovered oxygen and carbonated water Joseph Priestley was born on this day. He shares it with founding father Rufus King, banker and industrialist Andrew Mellon, escape artist Harry Houdini, actor Fatty Arbuckle, the guy that didn’t defeat Truman: Thomas Dewey, bank robber Clyde Barrow, animation heavyweight Joseph Barbera, pro wrestler Gorgeous George, “The king of cool” Steve McQueen, pitcher Denny McLain, outfielder Jesus Alou, actor R Lee Ermey, fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger, once-beautiful actress Kelly LeBrock, another wrestler The Undertaker, skinny actress Lara Flynn Boyle, baseball player Steve Karsay, and football player/horseface Peyton Manning.

Not a bad list. Now on to…the links!

I’m not holding my breath. My guess is they’ll punt as usual and when a hardcore anti-2A court comes to pass, they’ll take the case up immediately and fuck us all over.

The only sentence from this piece that I respect is the very first one. The rest of it is absolute dreck. Enjoy!

“Eh, he’s white enough”
-the media

You’ll note that the racial angle of this story has rapidly disappeared. Gee, what a shock.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Charles Ponzi was in the wrong line of work. He should have just taken up teaching.

Oh, now you’re uncomfortable? Fucking hypocrite should have said so on day 1.

But at least it was mostly peaceful. You know, aside from the kidnapping and false imprisonment. Meh, at least they didn’t burn anything to the ground. You know, for justice and stuff.

It’s good to know the city has solved all the serious issues. Nevermind the skyrocketing violent crime and murder rate, let’s rename ourselves in the name of inclusion. Lol, you can’t make this retarded shit up.

This pic is probably not part of his CV.

Was “Chief Grifting Officer” already taken? Whatever. It’s their money to piss away. I just hope he got permission from his wife before taking the job. And I’m assuming he’s not involved in any of the actual life coaching. Unless his experience as a pampered member of a welfare family people bow to because of their “birthright” gives him some insight I’m not aware of.

Here’s one for the science nerds. It’s actually gonna be pretty cool, although I won’t be watching.

What a great song from start to finish. Hope you enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!