LOL

Man, the Bears have to be wondering how the fuck they ended up paying $10m to Andy Dalton on a one year deal. And their fans have to be wondering why they should bother with this coming season. Deshaun Watson is being sued for something but nobody is really saying what or by who. Real Madrid and Man City easily moved on in the UCL with a pair of matches today to set the final 8. And that’s sports. Well, unless you want to turn this hilariousness into a sport.

WHHEEEEEEEE!!!

Big birthdays today are mountain man James Bridger, motorcycle pioneer Gottleib Daimler, golfer (one of the three greatest players in history, in no particular order) Bobby Jones, civil rights icon Bayard Rustin, NFL legend Sammy Baugh, musical icon Nat King Cole, baseball player Hank Sauer, serial killer John Wayne Gacy, acting great Kurt Russell, another actor and philanthropist Gary Sinise, actor Rob Lowe, rocker Billy Corgan, businessman Martin Shkreli, and swimmer Katie Ledecky.

That was actually a decent list.  Now on to…the links!

I’m sure it pained them to write this. After all, it goes against the narrative that unless you’re for submission to “experts”, you’re a bad person.

Asshole

Welp, this will only hasten the calls for gun control. Better get out there and find a private seller, friends.  Also, prepare for collectivized guilt, regardless of this asshole’s motivation for being a murderous piece of shit.

Who do these assholes think they are? Only American government gets to do that without consequence. We should send these nations “to the back of the queue”, right?

This judge needs to be removed from the bench. He has no idea what his job is and there’s no way in hell this defendant can get a fair trial.  This is abhorrent behavior and should be condemned by anybody who respects our fundamental right to a fair trial and/or how our legal system is supposed to operate.

Can they put him on the cover of Time now, staring at a little hispanic kid? Because that’s what this deserves if that’s what they did a few years ago.

You mean in the fall they can be just like most universities in Florida and Texas? Cool. It’s good to see them finally listening to science.

Newsom and Tapper prepare for the interview

You know why he’s lying? Because that’s what liars do. Also, why does he hates the established democratic process so much?

This is what happens to hitchhikers. The simple solution is to own your own vehicle. But our government dropped that ball some time ago.

Here’s a great song for you. Enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great St Paddy’s Day, friends.