Well, a sudden substitution was necessary since Banjos and Sloopy had to go earn a living and prevent their kids from doing their special organic stucco projects. Given my absence this weekend bashing livers with Spud, they nominated me. 5 am comes awfully early here, and after working a 14 hour day yesterday, I don’t have much left in me. So things will be abbreviated.

Including birthdays. We do have a guy whose work had great effect; a guy who showed that white people could also be wack with names; a true man of power; a truly interesting cartoonist who did something unique; a guy whose name is a perfect mashup of my favorite stooge and my favorite stadium; an elitist piece of shit best remembered for bathing in glory purchased with other people’s money (ours); a guy we all wished we were; a guy who got a bit sidetracked in his career; a guy who was sexually braver than I am; a guy whom I have no jokes about, and who was an actual inspiration to me; a guy who got burned; and… shit, there’s a lot more, but I’m totally out of energy. With this exception.

Now a break for some news.

 

I have a great idea: let’s take a guy complicit in the horrifying murder of children and innocent adults, who then spread amazing lies about it, and put him in charge. Yeah, that’s the ticket. I hope he burns in hell to a soundtrack of the screams of pain of the people he and his boss killed.

 

As SP would say, OFFS! Disband the CDC. Now.

 

Well, that’s that. Slam dunk case now, they have an ACTOR on board.

 

“So long, and thanks…”

 

I was actually polled about this yesterday. You can easily guess my answers.

 

Team Biden working extra hard to undo one of Trump’s few genuine accomplishments.

 

Cry more, pussy.

 

“Wait, she has a dick? SHIT.”

 

Old Guy Music is kinda fun. It’s my favorite Deep Purple song, but the live version is even more wonderful than the studio. They take their time building up to the head and when they finally get there… holy fuck.