Yesterday I got this in my inbox from my kid’s school:

I wanted to take this opportunity to respond to the emails I have received since Friday regarding the Day of Silence. I will start off with what this day was supposed to be an opportunity to shine a light on the harmful effects of harassment and discrimination of LGBTQ people in schools.

…wait, why is this the first time I am hearing about it?

Unfortunately, a few basic procedural protocols were ignored which ultimately led to a negative experience for some of our students.

…oh?  Do tell.

To all students who felt the day was lost, felt uncomfortable, or targeted by others you have my sincere apology. That was not the intended outcome.

No details emerged in this email.  I will operate under the auspices of the Iron Law stating, foreseeable consequences are not necessarily unintended, and assume middle school is still the second worst place on earth.

Second only to high school.  Now for some links!

500 years ago a group of Mexican Indians were conquered by Spain.  On its 500th anniversary they plan to invade and conquer Spain in retaliation.  I wish them the best of luck.

Chip shortages mean there will be fewer Volkswagens with random, glitchy electrical issues.

I’ve seen this movie.  Sure, it starts with “advisors” to help “train” a “task force”.  Then it escalates to a “peacekeeping mission” and suddenly presidential candidates are given ludicrous debate questions on whether or not they are willing to nuke Guatemala.  You know what?  It might have been less expensive from a fiscal standpoint to just nuke them from the start.

Joe Biden cozies up with a dictator.

The face of being so dependent upon Top.Men you need them to remind you to blow on your food when its too hot,

WTF?  If the they are too hot, let them cool off before eating an explosive, blob of deep fried mystery meat.  Seriously.

On Facebook, Daysel Pimentel, his son, posted pictures of his father’s burns with some sarcastic remarks that at first poked fun at the incident — he joked that CIA “commandos” had infiltrated a Cuban food factory and put highly explosive ingredients in croquettes — but he then accused the government of selling croquettes that were not appropriate for human consumption as people went hungry.

Now that’s how you shitpost.  Although, he’s probably dead now.

Alright, here’s a decent tune.  Have a great Tuesday.