Hell in a handbasket. Since yesterday, things have gotten worse. I’ve been doing some recipe development and the kitchen shows it. Wonder Dog is fat with floor-fall food scraps. Our stovetop looks like the “after” pictures of Hiroshima. The walls resemble a Jackson Pollack painting. My underwear and socks are still on the floor. Guess it’s time to crack a beer.

Despite the ravages of entropy, there’s still birthdays today including a guy who inspired Jayne Mansfield; a rather twisted fellow; a guy whom we can blame for NPR; a guy who preached exclusivity; the most perfect female vocalist of all time; a guy who made one or two good movies; a guy who is alternately nuts and interesting; the guy who killed Apu; and a guy honored with multiple busts on Easter Island.

Now, how bad are things out in the world?

 

Someone is about to be canceled for accidentally telling the truth.

 

Shockingly, this didn’t bring anyone back. I’d hate to think it’s a meaningless gesture… 

 

Eating their own.

 

Prolly not your best idea, guys.

 

Because this is who you’re up against.

 

The Twatters tubes are a model of bravery and integrity.

 

See, he’s the wrong kind of tranny.

 

Old Guy Music today features another guy who has a birthday today, accompanied by another pretty fair guitar player.