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The NFL draft is right around the corner. And that’s pretty much all that’s going on in the world of sports. I’m wondering who will have the sense to take Justin Fields. Anyway, nothing else going on. That’s a giant bummer.

The Iceman

Inventor Samuel Morse was born on this day. He shares it with general and president Ulysses S Grant, baseball great Rogers Hornsby, another baseball player Enos Slaughter, actor Jack Klugman, civil rights activist Coretta Scott King, aviation pioneer Sheila Scott, radio DJ and Shaggy Rogers voice actor Casey Kasem, con artist Frank Abagnale Jr, “The Iceman” George Gervin, singer Sheena Easton, and pitcher Chris Carpenter.

Right, now on to…the links!

Well this is a bit absurd. It reads like a press release by Hamas.  You know Hamas, right? The organization that lets terrorists launch rockets from schools and all but refuses to acknowledge the legitimacy of the Israeli people to exist. What’s next, Iran running a UN committee on the rights of women? Oh wait…

Coming soon

Pretty soon they’ll start asking to pope to canonize him. According to Pelosi, he’s already performed the miracle of martyrdom. In all seriousness, I’d be happy if they threw out the conviction. So long as they threw out the convictions of every single other person who was arrested by that crooked cop for drugs. And everybody else’s drug conviction too. But this…this is just pandering.

Wait, they’ve had outdoor guidelines? I had no idea this was even a thing.  Seriously.

Wait a second here. Why is he having to argue which word he used in court? He enjoys First amendment rights, the same as anybody else. Charge him with trespassing and release him from jail…where he’s literally being held without bail because prosecutors say he’s too dangerous to be out in society.

I can’t wait for this cripple fight.

This is gonna be insane. So many people on both sides of the aisle facing some real dilemmas on who to pull the lever for. It’s almost as hilarious as it is pathetic.

The iPhone vs android debate is over. But feel free to continue risking your life with those silly google phones, people. But you’ve been warned.

Supply and Demand is still a thing after all. This shouldn’t surprise anybody.

I wonder what the appeal will be based on. “Well, I was really tired and a little fucked up. My bad”? Because that’s the only claim I could see this idiot making.

Rock out, friends! Hope you enjoy it as much as me.

Now go have a great day, friends.