This will part some fools from their money

Does this even count as sports? I guess it does, but I’m still skeptical its anything more than a grift. Elsewhere, Conor McGregor cashed in big on an investment. And Chelski played Real to a draw in their UCL semifinal first leg.  The other semi kicks off today.  And that’s sports.

Sizzling

English king (born in Norway) Edward IV was born on this day. He shares it with president James Monroe, actor Lionel Barrymore, tire magnate Alberto Pirelli, Austrian businessman Oskar Schindler, writer Harper Lee, Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein, writer Terry Pratchett, car collector with a giant chin Jay Leno, pitcher John Cerutti, idiot Elena Kagan, another pitcher Tom Browning, infielder Barry Larkin, golfer John Daly, hockey great Nicky Lidstrom, and the lovely Penelope Cruz and Jessica Alba.

Not a bad list. Now on to…the links!

Not so fast, fed.

Wait, why isn’t this considered racist? I mean, isn’t expecting black people to have identification in and of itself a racist act carried out just so they can be kept from a specific activity? Or does that kind of scare-mongering bullshit only apply when there’s votes at stake?

This will sell well with the gimmedats. After all, what could be more fair than stealing from the people who pay 90% of the taxes already so you can buy votes from the people who pay the other 10%?  Lol, I’m just kidding. This money is all gonna be manufactured out of thin air and the resulting inflation will fuck over everyone.

You know, you can always just send your kids elsewhere rather than bitch about it. It is a private school, after all.

“Rayciss!”

Blacks hardest hit. Of course, they make it sound like the marketing, most of which can’t be done anymore, causes black people to pick up the habit. Huh, it’s almost as if the current FDA thinks black people aren’t smart enough to ignore the marketing. And that, my friends, is as racist as saying blacks can’t figure out how to get a drivers license or find internet access.

I can’t come up with a clever thing to say about this one. But it’s pretty funny. Well, not funny, but bizarre. It ceased to be funny when I reads the dude could face a long time in prison for something that shouldn’t even be a crime.

These experts can kiss my whole ass. Tell them what: they can get ten of their friends to cut their meat intake to four pounds a year and I’ll offset the whole group.

Bwahahahahahahahaha! If you think this will incentivize people to visit your crime-ridden city, you’re sadly mistaken.

Oh thank you, benevolent overlords. As if the overwhelming majority of sane people weren’t doing this already.

Now this is funny. For real. Because it had a happy ending.

I absolutely love this song.And here’s a live version. Hope you enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends.