So this week has some entertaining/horrifying things going on.  Enjoy and be very, very, afraid.

The two main drivers of this are that Mars – Sol – Jupiter nonsense that’s been powering along lately, and Mercury which will be going STATION RETROGRADE on Monday.  Ever have one of one of those dates where everything is going great, and then suddenly you’re wearing a drink and the chair across from you is empty?  Yeah, Monday is going to be like that.  Prior to that point, you’ve got The Moon and Mercury working to bring you luck, but then… BAM!  MERCURY RETROGRADE while still in alignment with the moon and the Earth.  I know some of you will be drinking that day and may be inclined to blame the Demon Rum for mishaps, but really, it’s the stars.

The other thing that happens that day is that MERCURY RETROGRADE will be in opposition to that whole “Yay!  Statism” alignment mentioned earlier.  So expect a colossal governmental fuckup or some highly visible prank played against the authorities or some other spectacular display of incompetence on that day.

Because of the presence of Mercury in Gemini, this would be an opportune time to give bigamy a try, but since MERCURY RETROGRADE is also being hosted by Casper and Pollux, I’d give it a pass this year.

The cards also agree it’s going to be an eventful week.  Lots of extremely good and extremely bad cards, with an emphasis on incompetence.  But did you notice?  Nothing was drawn reversed. 

Gemini:  The Devil – Ravage, violence, vehemence, extraordinary efforts, force, fatality

Cancer:  2 of Cups – Love, passion, friendship, affinity, union, concord, sympathy

Leo:  Ace of Cups – House of the true heart, joy, content, abode, nourishment, abundance, fertility; Holy Table, felicity

Virgo:  Ace of Swords – Triumph, the excessive degree in everything, conquest, triumph of force, in love as well as in hatred.

Libra:  2 of Swords – Conformity and the equipoise which it suggests, courage, friendship, concord in a state of arms; tenderness, affection, intimacy.

Scorpio:  Page of Wands – Dark young man, faithful, a lover, an envoy, a postman.

Sagittarius:  The Sun – Material happiness, fortunate marriage, contentment.

Capricorn:  9 of Coins – Prudence, safety, success, accomplishment, certitude, discernment.

Aquarius:  10 of Cups – Contentment, repose of the entire heart; the perfection of that state; also perfection of human love and friendship

Pisces:  King of Coins –  Valor, realizing intelligence, business and normal intellectual aptitude

Aries:  Page of Swords – Authority, overseeing, secret service, vigilance, spying, examination

Taurus:  8 of Swords – Bad news, violent chagrin, crisis, censure, power in trammels, conflict, calumny, sickness.