Baffert training his latest entry.

Bob Baffert is in some hot water with the Kentucky Derby. Rory is back to his old winning ways. Bryson DeChambeau needs to learn a little patience. And the chase for UCL and UEL soccer gets even crazier in England.  And that’s sports.

Stage actor John Wilkes Booth was born on this day. He shares it with dancer/singer/actor Fred Astaire, moviemaker David O Selznick, country (and western) singer Maybelle Carter, rocker Sid Vicious, music fan Mark David Chapman, Irish person Bono, and a whole lot of other people I never heard of or cared for. And the baseball birthdays were not worth even mentioning.

Yes, that list is a huge disappointment.  So let’s move on to…the links!

Yeah, well they’re also a disincentive to going back to work.

Alternate headline: Republicans actually do something right for a change. Except the media won’t paint it that way. Because they love the economic chaos paying people to sit on their ass is causing.

Good, do it! Nations should be shrinking, not growing.

What could possibly go wrong? I’ll make a bold prediction: this will be misused (at best) and abused (most certainly) to paint anti-big government people as horrible extremists and stick them behind bars on the flimsiest of evidence. Besides, terrorists aren’t using social media to plan their attacks.

Stupid asshole Anthony Fauci

Get a load of this chump. Newsflash: nobody with a brain in their head has been listening to him for several months. His junk science has caused irreparable damage to our way of life and he should be run out of town on a rail.

Sounds like Bill’s got some ‘splainin to do. I hope this gets to discovery before they settle. But it won’t.

Literally none of this makes sense to me. What’s the point in civilian oversight if they’re not allowed to investigate police actions.  Oh yeah…that won’t sit well with the unions. Way to go, Illinois.  Keep letting citizens get treated like shit in order to placate pubsec unions (who are bankrupting your entire state).

Go ahead and bulldoze it. It’s never getting occupied.

The new normal is here. And it’s long overdue.

This is what happens when the government tells people contracts don’t mean anything. Assholes like this game the system and are lauded as victims.

It hadn’t taken Mendoza long to see that her struggles were someone else’s opportunity, that the life she might lose here in this 850-square-foot apartment was part of another’s business plan. And she was the only thing between it and her two children, Alejandra, 18, and Erik, 10.

Don’t sign the contract if you have no plans on meeting the terms, you mendacious fuck.*

*I say this as a property owner who finally got a tenant out in February after losing $12,000 in unpaid rent that I will never see. So we said fuck it and sold the house. There’s no point in owning a rental property if the state won’t enforce the lease terms.

Here’s a rousing ditty to start your Monday. Hope you enjoy it. I certainly will.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!