It’s getting quite dire here with SP away. Amazon boxes are piling up, dogshit is piling up, unpaid bills are piling up, my dirty laundry pile is… piling up, and the dirty dishes have about reached the ceiling, where they’ll meet the evidence of my pressure cooker experiment. I am shitty at this bachelor thing.

Birthdays today include a guy who definitely did some lines; a woman who would definitely be a Glib if she were alive today; the patron saint of Hallmark; the guy I’d nominate as the most likely perp of the Piltdown hoax; a woman who opened countless sports events; a very successful homophobe; a guy who will forever be 22; the last of the Sixty Minutes guys; one more proof that great talent and brains don’t always correlate; and an absolutely fabulous comic actress.

The news is not exactly fabulous, but it is what it is.

 

I swear, this treasure trove was not created by SugarFree.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Funnier than anything else they’re likely to do.

 

HAHAHAHAHA…. wait, I already used that. 

 

Home of the world’s most dangerous parking lot.

 

A related story.

 

The visual is not an attractive one.

 

Old Guy Music today honors a fellow who died this past week, and had really the most interesting story of all the astronauts.