Womp womp!

The Minnesoooooooda WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLDDDDD Live to play another day and might pull the series win off. ManUre lost in a penalty shootout with David DeGea missing the 11th kick, which is so deliciously funny I can’t stop laughing.  #firekevinwarren should be trending again until the stupid sonofabitch actually gets fired. The Astros stopped their slide by beating the Dodgers. And a rain delay was the highlight of the night at Nationals Park. Not all heroes wear capes. Or pants, even. And that’s sports.

The master troll

Shipping and railroad magnate Cornelius Vanderbilt was born on this day. That dude with an awesome name shares it with Cowboy and scout Wild Bill Hickok, detective novelist Dashiel Hammett, former VP Hubert Humphrey, golf legend Sam Snead, baseball player Harry Moore, British actor Christopher Lee, scumbag asshole Henry Kissinger, wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff, rocker Siousxie Sioux, soccer player and power drinker Paul Gascoigne, “The Big Hurt” Frank Thomas, HOF infielder Jeff Bagwell, and wide receiver Antonio Freeman.

That wasn’t bad.  Now on to…the links!

So this guy is lying in the very first paragraph. He’s also speaking waaaaay out of turn. And bail for political prisoners isn’t a thing anymore in this country.

“This building brought to you by Barack Obama”

Gotta get those gun-running operations back in action. Or will we use it as a means to destabilize nations a different way this time?

This is the best “get out of work” scam I’ve seen in some time. Man, people today wouldn’t have survived shit from a couple hundred years ago.  Bunch of pussies, I tell ya.

This fat fuck couldn’t chase anyone anyway.

The union ain’t gonna like this. But it should have been the policy all along.  Also, they shouldn’t even be stopping people for most of the shit they pull them over for anyway. But they ain’t gonna stop that revenue-generation scheme, I bet.

I actually agree with these prosecutors. But only because the state is ignoring the actual procedure they’re supposed to follow. Also, they should immediately release anybody who is in prison for a victimless crime.

Now I’m convinced. Convinced that that number will be waaaaay off unless they stop selling vehicles in emerging economies.

I wonder whatever happened to this guy. Anyway, it’s a solid song, so enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!