He knew as much as JoPa did.

Look here, we’ve almost made it through the week together.  Unlike the Colorado Avalanche, who were knocked out of the playoffs by Vegas. But credit where it’s due: they didn’t choke as bad as Toronto. In Paris,Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova and Barbora Krejcikova are in the women’s final. Euro 2021 opens today! TTUN football shouldn’t say anything about Penn State ever again. And The Jazz/Suns Western Conference Final is getting closer to becoming a reality. And that’s sports.

David Hobbs wishes he was this cool.

Playwright and poet Ben Jonson was born on this day. He shares it with such luminaries as the first woman in congress Jeannette Rankin, HOF catcher Roger Bresnahan, filmmaker Wesley Ruggles, ocean explorer Jacques Cousteau, football coach Vince Lombardi, the late, great Gene Wilder, racing great Jackie Stewart, mobster/rat Henry Hill, ZZ Top’s Frank Beard, mayor/criminal Ray Nagin, football’s Joe Montana, midget actor Peter Dinklage, and guy-who-lost-his-mind Shia LaBoeuf.

Some big names there. Anyway, on to…the links!

Shouldn’t they wait until the criminal trial ends before they move the civil suit forward? Oh wait, never mind. For some reason, he hasn’t been indicted. Hell, the stupid sonofabitch still has his fucking job. This lady is gonna get a big payday. And the money is gonna come from taxpayers. And the idiot cop will continue being a cop. ::SMDH::

(Never) coming to a California town near you!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is absolutely fucking retarded. (That’s pretty much all I’ve got on this one.)

I hope they only had cameras on him from the chest up. You know, just in case he had his dick out and was jacking it while on air.

This sounds kinda fucked up on its face. But after digging deeper into the story it sounds really fucked up.

I’m sure the government’s solution to this will be to just print more. I mean, heaven forbid they’d have actually had a vetting process in place before throwing nearly a trillion dollars into a money pit, right?

LET MY SEAMEN GO!

Just cut the ropes and cast off. And then say everybody on board has covid so the Coast Guard can’t come on to help. Or do something. Anything besides just meekly taking it.

Welcome back to freedom, Chicagoland! Now all you have to worry about are the ands of marauders rolling through your streets consequence-free. But you had to do that since forever. Well, not forever, but since they unionized in the 60s anyway.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Part 2) It’s as if the entire state is being run by morons. (That’s pretty much all I’ve got on this one too.)

There’s a simple solution to this: Just treat every single white Camaro you see like it’s being operated by a sociopath.  I’ve been doing that for years and it’s served me well.  Because nobody but a cop would drive a white Camaro.

More awesome music for you to end the week. I hope you enjoy it.

Now go have a great day and an even better weekend, friends!