This is not how he was expecting to spend the day. “What do you mean, I was dead?”

Poor bastard. Trying to get his soccer on, and the Grim Reaper reaches in a gives his heart a squeeze. Totally uncool.

The Links!

“Slip slidin’ awayyyy…”

 

She doesn’t seem to be very good at this.

 

Call me Ishmael, Jonah.

 

Damn you man made climate change, crisis, catastrophe!

 

I am so glad I don’t live someplace like, Arizona.

 

Here we go. So long to personal control over your money.

 

A classic that would cause outrage today.