The planets aren’t lining up this week, so instead, let’s watch the wrestling match between All-American Girl and The Siberian.

And it’s a vicious battle! But it looks like All American Girl has gained an advantage over The Siberian!

Visitations are still happening, and frankly it looks good for pretty much everyone in the “getting lucky” department.  Cancer and Leo have it explicitly, and everyone else gets covered by the increased risk of venereal disease promised by the waxing gibbous in Scorpio.  So take precautions!

Oh no! This isn’t a tag team match! Where’s the referee?!?

Cancer:  King of Cups –  Fair man, man of business, law, or divinity; responsible, disposed to oblige; also equity, art and science, including those who profess science, law and art; creative intelligence.

Leo:  6 of Cups – A card of the past and of memories

Virgo:  Page of Wands – Dark young man, faithful, a lover, an envoy, a postman. He will bear favorable testimony concerning a Libra

Libra:  King of Swords – Power, command, authority, militant intelligence, law, offices of the crown, and so forth.

Scorpio:  The High Priestess – Secrets, mystery, the future as yet unrevealed, silence, tenacity; mystery, wisdom, science (but not SCIENCE!).

Sagittarius:  The Star reversed – Arrogance, haughtiness, impotence.

Capricorn:  3 of Coins – Métier, trade, skilled labor, nobility, aristocracy, renown, glory.

Aquarius:  8 of Swords – Bad news, violent chagrin, crisis, censure, power in trammels, conflict, calumny, sickness.

Pisces:  Knight of Coins – Utility, serviceableness, interest, responsibility, rectitude

Aries:  10 of Coins –  Gain, riches; family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family.

Taurus:  Temperance reversed – Things connected with churches, religions, sects, the priesthood, disunion, unfortunate combinations, competing interests, getting shitfaced.

Gemini:  9 of Cups – Concord, contentment, physical bien-être; also victory, success, advantage; satisfaction

Victory! All American Girl is Triumphant!

Taking questions at the post-bout media event