That’s right. I was a Disney nerd for a couple days.

Two weeks away and I gotta tell you, it was awesome.  6 days at the beach, four at theme parks, and two visiting my parents. We all had a great time on the best vacation we’ve had in years. The driving was a bitch, but that was a small price to pay for the time we had.

Unflappable

Morikawa was cool as a cucumber down the stretch as he won the British Open.  I was driving and listened on the radio as Banjos complained that it was pointless to listen to sports. I disagree, although she did have a point about the guys from the tower whispering the call even though they were nowhere remotely close to the players.  The Suns blew a golden opportunity, and we will see if it ultimately costs them tomorrow night, as it seems the NBA is all about two off days between games all of the sudden. The Olympics is gonna be a covid shitshow even without spectators.  And college football is a mere 44 days away, in case any of you needed a reminder.  And that’s sports.

Big birthdays today are: inventor and protector of the weak Samuel Colt, painter Edger Degas, psychopath Lizzie Borden, doctor and hospital founder Charles Horace Mayo, animator Max Fleischer, baseball player Phil Cavarretta, tennis great Ilie Nastase, guitar great Brian May, actor Benedict Cumberbatch, and pitcher/outfielder Rick Ankiel.

That list was a bit weak. SO let’s get on to…the links!

CNN working that spin machine overtime. All is well, people.. Remain calm.  REMAAAAAIIINNN CAAAAAALM!!!!!!

Pretty much all the news.

Lies, damned lies, and statistics. Are the “major” media outlets anything more than mouthpieces of the government fearmongers at this point? Have they always been, and I just didn’t really pay that much attention until the “pandemic”?

And speaking of which… it looks like the Executive Branch is going all-in on snuffing out the first amendment. But don’t worry, they’re outsourcing it to “private companies”. Private companies who all crave access to and do business with the government., mind you. Which, in my opinion, makes all this censorship a de facto violation of our rights.

These grandstanders are really setting a great example, aren’t they? First they break state law, then they violate federal “law”, then they parade around and catch covid.  Well, they claim to have caught it.  I honestly won’t believe them until they show their test results publicly. Also, if they actually do have it, this just further proves that these aren’t really vaccines at all.

More dangerous than being inclusive, I guess.

TPUSA are about as stupid as you can get. So much for a “big tent”. Dumbasses.

Chicago continues its downward spiral. Please get out of there if you can.  And yes, Swissy, this means you.

Cool. Now how does it taste? Just kidding. I’ve eaten enough seafood in the last two weeks to be good for a couple months.

And in the spirit of keeping with a theme, I give you this. OK, technically its not seafood. But it is a lobster. And it’s one weird little bastard. What, is Texas trying to catch up with Australia for shit that can fuck you up?

Coming in hot with my first song in two weeks. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Now get out there and have a great week, friends.  It’s good to be back.