Spud can haz a sad.

 

So, we’ve had a pretty serious ice shortage around here recently. Even now, every store is limiting customers to two bags. I didn’t really think about it. Independence Day, it’s touched 100 pretty much everyday for the last four weeks, nothing to see here. Until I find out today that the ice shortage is because THE ICE COMPANY CAN’T FIND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO MAKE MONEY BAGGING ICE!!!

That’s why we have a fucking ice shortage.

How about some links?

 

It’s a desert, people.

 

Gibertarians explained?

 

New Zealand sends a dude to win a women’s Olympics medal.

 

Gloriosity.

 

Man bites dog?

 

How about a little Uncle Ted tonight?