Well, part of the nightmare is over- despite the best efforts of the mortgage lender to fuck up the deal, we have apparently closed on our new semi-rural home (not without even more adventure- the bank’s attorney went on vacation and didn’t transfer our funds to the escrow account, causing more delay, much panic, and killing rage from everyone else involved) and will now enter the next ordeal: packing and moving. Which has to be done extra rapido because of the delays in closing. But at least we’re not homeless- unless the current renter refuses to leave, in which case we will gather a group together to have an informal meeting with him.

It’s not a particularly rich day for birthdays, but still there’s a guy who was the Maduro of his day; a guy who proved that if you write pulps in French, people think of them as literature; someone who was a false alarm; the Jewish version of Frederica Wilson; a woman made famous by Kinky Friedman; a guy who demonstrated that when science meets religion, stupidity is inevitable; a white guy who is enthusiastic about watermelon; a guy who blew up a long and successful career in about 20 seconds; a guy who cloned himself from Dizzy Gillespie; a piece of shit of no particular distinction; a guy who had more juice than Anita Bryant; and some chick who must be famous because I recognized her name (but couldn’t tell you the name of anything she’s done).

Let’s do Links.

 

DC, DC, never change.

 

Return to monke.

 

Do not touch a filthy Jew.

 

Words are violence.

 

A great speech, which I’m sure was not well-received.

 

“Instead of rebuilding the country’s ravaged infrastructure, warlords-turned-statesmen used ministries as personal piggy banks to hand out favors to their allies.” So, just like the US.

 

I left this for last because it’s a rather long pdf. But still. It is the most perfect crystalline distillation of academic derp that I have ever seen.

 

Old Guy Music once again features one of my two favorite (((guitarists))). Fuck, he was amazing.