It’s a special day for the goyim. They put on their fancy clothes, go to their fancy churches, listen to fancy orations from their fancy ministers, and allow me to surreptitiously climb into their windows and spread my (((ichor))) all over their possessions. I spent the next week giggling. So if you’re at home reading these Links, you are cutting into my fun. I hope you’re proud of yourselves.

Birthdays today are numerous, and include a guy who was OK in my book; a guy who was transformational; the original Joe Biden; a strong Second Amendment advocate; everybody’s TV mom; a one dimensional clown, but did that dimension very well; a guy whose classic textbook was the bane of my senior year; a guy whose funeral featured the best sign language interpreter ever; a revered piece of shit who wasted remarkable amounts of taxpayer money; the most abused philosopher ever; the original patent troll; a homo frontiersman; another revered guy whose work I find unreadable; a guy who deserves a medal for fucking Barbra Streisand; a lying sack of shit whom we can blame for the lionization of one of our worst presidents; another astronaut but with a bit of a twist; and a brilliant multi-instrumentalist who almost fits my theme.

 

Fauci can fuck right off. Again.

 

Crazy idea: if you don’t like their policies, don’t go there.

 

Between this and the Texas thing, I’m getting a bit suspicious that there’s an agenda out there…

 

There’s a simple fix. 100% guarantee they won’t do it.

 

This is impossible- they have gun control laws. Laws!

 

Crazy idea: we keep the fuck away from that shithole part of the world.

 

Old Guy Music today is… wait… Molly Tuttle? Again? Yeah. Bite it. Seriously excellent cover.