Another re-boot to look forward to hatin?  When I heard about it, I immediately decided I needed to know more.

This is my review of Anchorage Brewing Company An Eternity Saison:

What is being remade?  The Masters of the Universe (aka He-Man).  Before I get into this, I am obligated to show you this video here, if you have no idea what this show is about.

Done?  Hopefully, that clears things up.

This reboot is coming to Netflix and is a project headed by none other than Kevin Smith.  You know, the guy that made Clerks.  For some reason the assumption is the reboot is going to be a woke version of the 80’s cartoon featuring a ridiculously muscle-bound white guy with blond hair, that calls himself “He-Man”.  Also…Kevin Smith never liked the show.

What a perfect character for the woke brigade to ruin!

Kevin Smith did respond on Twitter to the accusations he is going to screw up the show by making it woke:


So yes…its woke.

Then again this is the guy that made Clerks.  This is a movie that defined the early 90’s and the malaise Gen X imposed upon itself; turning them into an afterthought between cringey Boomers and airhead Millennials.  The tale of Dante being a pushover living in his parent’s house, and being forced to open the convenience store and work on his day off has humor that still manages to transcend today’s version of morality.  By transcend, I mean offend.  What would be out of taste today?  The girlfriend fellating 37 guys, the ex-girlfriend sleeping with a corpse, a convenience store not stocking hubcaps, hermaphrodite porn, or playing hockey on the roof?  There’s even an alternate ending where Dante is killed in a robbery.

They even made fun of people putting eggs through a series of endurance tests in order to find the perfect dozen.  No mixing and matching is allowed.  Is it possible the reboot won’t suck?

Probably not, after all the original sucked.

 

Another saison, ruined by some oddball fruit they decided to toss in?    Its worse than that because Marionberries happen to be the result of a Oregon State GMO project from 1945 that cross-pollinated two species of blackberries in order to produce a strain of berry that is more survivable yet retains the delicious qualities of the other.  The result is the abominable circumstance that only happens when man plays God.  And quite frankly like He-Man…it worked out. Anchorage Brewing Company An Eternity Saison: 3.8/5