Culturally appropriative musical link for your enjoyment.

 

Overall best. Bonus for “nobody likes a thief” sign in background.

 

Orbiting death-ray satellites. What could possibly go wrong? Everything, of course. Particularly if there is an unholy alliance of enviro-nuts and defense contractor grifters.

 

Most libertarian – no explanation or apology. Bonus stylistic points for staggered text.

 

Critical Race Theory Watch: Biden Department of Ed now beset with FOIA requests over ties to Abolitionist Teaching Network.

 

“Questionably moist bills,” for the WIN! Apparently the word “moist” is unpopular in certain quarters; find an excuse to use it in convo today.

 

Cool things that we shouldn’t be finiancing with tax dollars: Jeff Bezos makes NASA an offer he hopes they can’t refuse.

 

A sign from a land down under. Bonus for “jock money.”

 

Vatican vexed to discover gay hookup app Grindr being used in the Holy See.

 

Implies that boob and sock money is okay in colder weather. Do boobs not sweat then?

 

Canada’s Labour Minister Filomena Tassi was informed that the initiative of free tampons and pads in the workforce could cost more than $1 million annually in order to become a reality for female employees… In the event there is a 100-percent take up rate by the government, the cost might be closer to $2.3 million, according to The Canadian Press. That’s menstruating persons, Minister. So unwoke.

 

 

A Great American has died.