ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. BETWEEN HAULING GRAIN FOR THE VORTEX AND TRYING TO CLEANSE THE FILTH OF BRUTALS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH…ZARDOZ NEEDS A BREAK. WHAT BETTER WAY TO REST THE CIRCUITS THAN TO GIVE ADVICE BETTER THAN A BRUTAL? GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

Q: I am afraid for my daughter. She has been married less than a year to a very controlling man. He doesn’t ASK her to do anything, he DEMANDS that she do what he wants. She cannot go out to eat or to a movie or anyplace like that unless he is with her. She works a 40-hour-a-week job, and in addition she must do all the work inside the house plus mow the lawn while he plays games on his computer. Don’t you have a list of things to look for to tell someone when it is time to get out while the getting is good?

A: WHILE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR SON IN LAW IS DOING SOME PRIME SHITLORDING, ZARDOZ DOES NOT CONDONE ABUSIVE BEHAVIOR. SURE, THE BRUTALS MUST BE KILLED, GRAIN SLAVES TAKEN AND DISSENT AMONGST THE ETERNALS MUST BE PUNISHED…BUT THERE ARE LIMITS.

OK.

ALSO OK.

 

 

 

 

 

PLEASE ADVISE YOUR DAUGHTER TO ARM HERSELF WITH THE GIFT OF THE GUN, AND NEXT TIME SHITLORD JR. DECIDES TO OVERLY KING-OF-THE-CASTLE IT, CLEANSE HIM. BESIDES, DID SHE NOT LEARN THAT THE PENIS IS EVIL? BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM.

EVIL. MORE EVIL.

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.