The Glibertarians Foundation board met recently. Going over the money situation, we have enough to finish the year…but past that, not so much. The increased demands on/by WordPress have not only stressed SP out, they have put a little more of dent in our wallet than expected.

We know many of you have given generously – money, time, effort and more. So we are not asking for more than a bit o’ coin to pad out the ol’ operating account. The Foundation exists for donating to libertarian education and civic works. We back the Institute for Justice, FIRE, the Second Amendment Foundation, etc. This site is our primary means of both getting the word out, raising funds and having fun while doing so. (Remember, you can always buy some merch, instead of a contribution.)

In light of this, we have some offers from some of our regular contributors.

HIM HELP FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS!

STEVE SMITH SAY HIM HALP! HIM GO SEE WHAT FIND AT GLIBS HOOMAN BUILDING. LOOK, IT CHEESE PERSON! STEVE SMITH GO ASK FOR MONIES.

“Ahh! Who let him in here…no, no, no!”

STEVE SMITH HOLD CHEESE PERSON UPSIDE DOWN AND SHAKE. HIM FIND 50 HOOMAN DOLLARS!

Looks like we will credit STEVE SMITH (and Swiss Servator) for $50. You OK, Swiss? It looks like he is crawling to the exit, so he must be fine.

 

SEA SMITH HALP TOO!

SEA SMITH HAVE GOODEST WAY HALP. HE PROMISE HE NO RAPE YOU BOAT IF GET $10 FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS. OFFER FOR LIMITED TIME ONLY! BY LIMITED, MEAN REST OF YEAR. YOU WELCOME.

 

ZARDOZ HAS AN OFFER YOU CANNOT REFUSE.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, THE GLIBERTARIANS.COM READERS! FOR ANY DONATION OF ANY SIZE, ZARDOZ WILL DENOMINATE YOU AS ONE OF THE CHOSEN ONES! HOW COULD ONE SAY NO TO THAT?

WHAT IS THAT, ZED?

ZED INFORMS ZARDOZ THAT YOU ALL HAVE ALREADY BEEN ACCEPTED AS THE CHOSEN ONES. IN THAT CASE, ZARDOZ INSTRUCTS YOU ON THREE THINGS; 1) THE PENIS IS EVIL, 2) THE GUN IS GOOD, AND 3) DO NOT GIVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN DISCRETIONARY FUNDS. THIS IS NOT LIFE OR DEATH, CHOSEN ONES. GIVE ONLY WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD AND ARE COMFORTABLE WITH GIVING.

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Hello,

Okay.  Fine.  These fucking people, bothering me at 11:30 in the morning to see if I can help the foundation.  Fine.

I will be giving away two of these.  The most generous contributor will receive a clean pair, and the second most generous will receive a game day pair.

I will not be telling who is first.

Sincerely,

Winston’s Mom

Yinz gots a nice place here. Be a shame if something were to happen to it like it did back at the old site. You know how the website froze during afternoon links, your comments didn’t post, threading issues… Peanuts are cheap and woodchipper bedding is cheaper. Tag your donation #squirrels and me and the boys will take care of you.

Glibby, the Head Squirrel