“Oh no, we suck again!”

Some big soccer matches coming this weekend, headlined by Chelsea-Arsenal, Everton-Leeds, and West Ham-Liecester, which is actually Monday but should be a fun one IMO.  The D-backs have officially crawled out of the MLB basement, as the Orioles take their rightful place as the worst in the league as their streak runs to 15 losses in a row.  The US Open is right around the corner, and Osaka is struggling. More importantly though, I wonder how Joker is healing up as he tries to move alone past Federer and Nadal.  And an era is about to come to an end in the baseball card world.

Boss

Big birthdays today include such notables as Antarctica discoverer Fabian Gottlieb von Bellingshausen, naval hero Oliver Hazard Perry, horror writer H.P. Lovecraft, Italian author Salvatore Quasimodo, baseball player AL Lopez, writer Jacqueline Suzann, boxing promoter and convicted murderer Don King, political legend Dr. Ron Paul, war criminal Slobodan Milosevic, soul singer Isaac Hayes, infielder Graig Nettles, Led Zeppelin’s Robert Plant, Thin Lizzy’s Phil Lynott, weatherman Al Roker, pitcher Mark Langston, rapper KRS-One, Pantera’s “Dimebag” Darrell Abbott, pitcher Andy Benes, lovely actress Amy Adams, and big-assed singer Demi Lovato.

Right, now moving on to…the links!

Yeah, this is why he’s unqualified to be governor. Nevermind the guy who currently holds the position is an absolute fucking train wreck and a massive hypocrite.  Either way, Elder’s biggest obstacle to winning is the print-at-home ballot.

I don’t care how crazy he is, he’s better than the idiot in charge now.

Cool. Now define “first time ever”. Oh, that’s right…you can’t.  Because people have only been there regularly for about a decade. Also, who gives a shit?

OK, now get your ass in there and do your job. And frankly, I don’t care how you vote. What I do care about is that you show up and do the job you were elected to do, whether you like the results or not. Anything short of that is actually subverting democracy, regardless what you say to the contrary.

Britney Spears can’t catch a break. Jeez, free this poor woman.

Keep trying to scare people. Newsflash: they’re over your bullshit.

The heir apparent isn’t very popular. Yeah, no shit. She didn’t even make the primary season because she’s an unlikeable asshole.

Unlikeable asshole is unlikeable

But “nobody could have predicted this”. The ineptitude of this entire administration could be summed up in a three second video.

And this is why people shouldn’t trust cops. This union should be disbanded and a racketeering investigation opened up into their routine subversion of justice.

Crocodile Dundee cosplay is getting out of control in the Bay Area. Good thing nobody was killed, as residents are basically forbidden from defending themselves against the deranged.

Finally!!!!! All those people who go from downtown to the Galleria can ride the bus.   Oh wait, nobody who shops at the Galleria rides a bus. And they sure as shit don’t need to build a dedicated bus lane on the freaking freeway for mass transit when there’s a gazillion cars using the road every day stuck in traffic.  Houston officials, you suck.

A third option, probably the most pervasive, is to build a full set of lanes that will run above the eastbound lanes of I-10, fully covering the main lanes below. That option would be in conjunction with the Texas Department of Transportation, which would use a majority of the lanes for upcoming managed lanes inside The Loop.

Sweet Jesus, this doesn’t work in Austin or Dallas. But Houston is gonna one-up them by dedicating part of the lanes to mass transit.  Assholes.

Here’s a great song to get your end of the week started. Hope you enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great Friday and an ever better weekend, friends!