Hooray!

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! What a great day for US Soccer.  The men beat Mexico at the death to win the CONCACAF Gold Cup in a raucous Las Vegas, and the women lost to Canada in the Olympic semifinals.  It just doesn’t get any better than that. Some American chick still won the floor. Our men’s volleyball team should be better than they are. And in case you didn’t catch it, the Cubs got rid go half their team at the trade deadline. It’s been a crazy couple of days, and I’m not really even bringing up the Valtteri Bottas “accident” from yesterday, where he “missed his braking zone” and managed to take out both Red Bull cars.  Yeah, that was a bunch of bullshit.  And that’s sports.

Not too shabby.

French architect who designed a shithole Pierre L’Enfant, was born on this day.  He shares it with such luminaries as Statue of Liberty sculptor Frederic-Auguste Bartholdi, Greek King Constantine I, actress Myrna Loy, Israeli politician Shimon Peres, novelist/playwright James Baldwin, actor Carroll O’Connor, actor and weird dude Peter O’Toole, sports exec Lamar Hunt, filmmaker Wes Craven, jurist Lance Ito, actress and MILF Mary-Louise Parker, knuckleballer Tim Wakefield, filmmaker Kevin Smith, and wrestler Devey Boy Smith Jr.

Not exactly a great list.  Oh well, on to…the links!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. These fuckers are just scared of the competition.

This pussy ain’t gonna do shit.

I know it’s just a tweet, but I gotta put this in here. Methinks Sadbeard isn’t envisioning himself in the “someone” role here.

I can think of an alternate headline. How about “Dems point fingers at each other to do something illegal.” You know, because what they’re hoping to do is freaking illegal and undermines basically all contract law and private property rights.

This, my friends, is gonna be a pork-filled shitshow. Thankfully it’s about 1/5th the size of the pork-filled shitshow it could have been.  But it’s still just pissing “money” away that we don’t have.

Damn, dude, just get an annulment.  I mean…damn, dude.

I hope they have a hell of a party. Because I myself will be flaunting the CDC guidance and because I love seeing hypocrisy from our political “elites”. I especially like it when so many other people see it for what it is. Although that number is still too low.

This is certainly an interesting legal argument. But I’m not sure how “yeah, we owe it to him, but we really want to keep it because we can’t control our spending” is gonna sell with the judge.  But wait, it’s Chicago, so this is basically a toss-up.

Free this woman!

This is some crazy ass shit. It’s also what happens all the time under communist/socialist regimes and has been for over half a century at sporting events where they’re allowed to leave and spend some time in a free country.  I hope she manages to get sanctuary somewhere.

Anybody still taking a cruise should expect this. I mean…you’re packing yourselves on a boat like sardines. What do you think os gonna happen?

I bet a lot of you were oblivious to how good a song this is. Well, thankfully you’re not anymore. Enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, dear friends!