After another auction, I’m back!

Back at it!

The EPL got off to a rousing start, as Liverpool, ManUre, and Chelsea all won convincingly. Spuds knocked off Man City in a boring game (for the most part), and Arsenal continued sucking ass, which is fine by me.  Anyway, glad soccer is back. And if the way the referees called games over the weekend is any indication, the rest of the year is gonna be exciting and very physical. Elsewhere, I’m happy Dodgers fans have somewhere to go now when the team is on a road trip. And Roger Federer is going to miss several months, obviously including the US Open.  Dude is starting to physically fall apart.  He’ll never win another Slam. And that’s sports.

Fess Parker

Big birthdays today include football pioneer Amos Alonzo Stagg, British author, soldier, and diplomat T.E. Lawrence, cartoonist Otto Messmer, circus master Robert Ringling, Israeli leader Menachem Begin, writer Charles Bukowski, actor Fess Parker, infielder Willie Jones, football player/announcer Frank Gifford, guitarist Bill Spooner, wife of aforementioned football guy Kathy Lee Gifford, moviemaker James Cameron, musician Madonna, actor Steve Carrell, pitcher Xavier Hernandez, outfielder Quinton McCracken, and football great Colt Brennen.

Right, now on to…the links!

Shitshow

Jesus, talk about a shitshow. I don’t know what else to call it.  I’m glad we’re out of there, but the way we pulled out, without destroying or securing our materiel and without securing our embassy staff and those who helped us during our misguided 20 year “adventure” there is simply shameful. And the man at the wheel is nowhere to be seen (aside from a single photo and a written statement).

Haiti just can’t catch a break. Fortunately, the Clinton Foundation has tens of millions stashed away to help. Oh wait, they stole that money.  I guess those poor people are fucked, again.

Will this idiot keep his job?

We’re about to see what Canadians are made of. Will they reward their jailers or will they stand up and demand to be treated like free people? I’m really not sure anymore.

Good luck. I won’t be giving them any money.

Looks like Minnesota is going full retard. Didn’t anybody tell them you never go full retard?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You stupid, weak-minded fuck.

::Shrug:: You get the government you want.  Good and hard.

What the fuck? There’s got to be more to this story, because not showing up to contest the claim makes absolutely zero sense.

Here’s a fun little song. Hope you enjoy it as much as I will.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!