Still balling

Miguel Cabrera hit his 500th homerun as his career winds down. The Orioles ran their impressive streak to 18, as they chase the record for futility.  I went to the Astros-Mariners game yesterday only to discover that the “runner on second” extra innings rule is even more ridiculous when you see it in person. Ronaldo got benched for most of the game as his future at Juventus looks more in-doubt by the day.  This wasn’t very Nice. I mean, technically it was Nice, but it wasn’t very nice. I had no idea there were so many “Mexican national team soccer fan” cosplayers in France.  And in England, Liverpool and Chelsea were probably expected to have 6 points after two matches. But Brighton wasn’t.  Good on them.  West Ham or Leicester could join them after today.   And Arsenal looked like absolute dogshit again. I only hope it continues.  And that’s sports.

Legend

Big birthdays today are French King Louis XVI. The headless monarch shares it with acting dancer (or is it dancing actor?) Gene Kelly, jazzman Bob Crosby, slugger George Kell, actress Vera Miles, actress Barbara Eden, legendary drummer Keith Moon, infielder and first ever DH Ron Blomberg, football player “Rudy” Ruettiger, actress Shelley Long, ageless baseball player Julio Franco, actor River Phoenix, imbecilic politician Gretchen Whitmer, basketball player Kobe Bryant, and Subway pitchman and pederast Jared Fogle.

Right, now on to…the links!

Usually political infighting is fun to watch. But somehow I think this will end with an even worse bill as they seek to pay off the more fiscally conservative members with a bunch of free shit for their districts.

“It’s for your own safety!”

These two have completely lost the plot. Unless they’re under the impression that they can literally keep everybody else out of their country going forward while not letting their own people travel abroad. Although based on what I’ve seen, that may very well be their plan.

Speaking of one of the above, in what possible way is this even remotely necessary? I think they’re just showing the people what they can do at their leisure. You know, in order to prove a point that they are the only ones with guns and therefore can use them any time they feel like it, and if the people don’t stop protesting they’ll end up like the dogs.  Or maybe they’re just sadists.

I remember when people from up that way mocked Texas for their handling of an incredibly rare winter storm. Lots of mocking and “haha, your power grid is a joke”. I’m not going to say the same about them, and I hope they all get power back soon and that the damage is minimal.

A rabid race-baiter and anti-Semite has been hospitalized with covid. So has his wife.  He was very public about getting his vaccine in February. That is all.

Well, they should feel betrayed. You know why? Because they were betrayed by that fucking dope who thought it would be a good idea to evacuate the military before he evacuated the civilians in a nation that apparently every single person in government knew would rapidly fall under the control of a terrorist regime that lops peoples heads off for fun.

Cuomo being “Italian”.

This asshole is finally done. I’m sure he’ll do something sketchy on his last day, be it grabbing some chick’s tits, sending an old person to their death, or maybe pardoning some political cronies.  It’s coming. So don’t act surprised.

Wait, the armed civilians are the bad guys? You mean the ones protecting property from rioters and looters?  Oh wait, you’re still calling the people burning everything down “protesters”.  Well, go fuck yourself.

Yeah, this isn’t a political hit job or anything. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that this would happen in the one-party state of California on the eve of the recall.

Well this is pretty freaking awesome. And yes, I want to take my kids.

Here’s a solid song. Even if it is a bit short. OK, I’ll give you another short song to make up for it. Enjoy them both.

Now go have a great day and a wonderful start to the week.  I’m going to the doctor to have a finger put up my ass, among other things.

Edit: they’re not putting other things up my ass. They’re doing other things besides putting a finger up my ass.