My daily commute.

This is now Week One since our arrival in the rural part of the Empire State. Unfortunately, our furniture and worldly goods are still… somewhere else. So it’s like playing caveman. Wonder Dog is fascinated by woodchucks (which she considers to be rapid turtles) and deer (really fucking big rabbits). At work, I get to run the finger slicer, the foot crusher, and the arm burner. Life is looking up.

And speaking of life, there’s birthdays today, including some short dude; a guy whose name has become synonymous with mediocre baseball; a (((woman))) who will be canceled any day now; a guy who only really had one idea, but it was a really great idea; my goddess; perhaps my favorite actress; a guy who could almost pull off being a clown; one of the reasons I could never be a movement conservative; a guy with fast fingers; a guy who did shockingly original research; a piece of shit in a black dress; a piece of shit in a James Brown wig; and a woman who popularized asshole bleaching.

Now, bleached Links.

 

Do you remember when the Left was anti-war? Or I should say, when we anti-war types were considered Left?

 

We just didn’t deserve such a great man, and we are a disappointment to Him.

 

The guy’s politics are stupid, but the art is brilliant.

 

“We’re just trying to save lives!” Go fuck yourselves. Note that we’ve now completely returned to “cases,” the dumbest and least accurate statistical measure, since “deaths” don’t seem to be cooperating with the narrative.

 

C’mon, idiots, there’s a perfectly good version downloadable and printable in our Forum.

 

Well, THAT was a misleading headline. NB for the non-technogeeks: there is mathematical proof that this cannot actually be solved. Like trisecting an angle.

 

There really was no other possible choice for Old Guy Music today.