FRENS

 

“Come on STEVE, you two are on!”

“STEVE SMITH NO COME OUT YET. HIM STILL NOT RIGHT.”

“Stop trembling, SEA. You have to have seen worse!”

“SEA SMITH GO BACK OCEAN, NO SEE BAD THINGS LIKE SUGARFREE WRITING!”

“Dammitall! Fine. I told you to skip this week’s Joemala. It was a rough one. But I am going to put on the song anyway. At least you two did your links before you got all messed up…”

 

*cues up music*

“The SMITHS were going to do a little number for you, but then they read SugarFree yesterday, and now…well, they are all frightened and disturbed. Any way, here it is, to the tune of the Theme From The Dukes of Hazzard.”

Just a good ol’ SMITHS,
Never meanin’ no harm (‘cept RAPE),
Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the hoomans since the day they was born.

RAPIN’ the curve,
RAPIN’ the hills.
Someday the Bigfoot Hunters might get ’em, but NatGeo never will.

Makin’ their way,
The only way they know how,
That’s just a little bit more than Discovery Network will show.

Just a good ol’ SMITHS,
Wouldn’t change if they could,
RAPIN’ the system like a two modern day Cryptid Hood.

 

And here are their links.

  1. NOW WOOD COST MOAR! THIS ONE NOT SEA SMITH FAULT! HE BLAME STRAFFINRUN.
  2. WHO KNOW BAD MANNERS ON PORTLAND BUS SO DANGEROUS?
  3. NOT UNDERSTAND THIS. NO HAVE ANY IN OWN COUNTRY?
  4. THIS SILLY.