Well, now that we got this whole Taliban brouhaha cleared up, let’s all get ready for the next season of The Masked Singer.

Strongly worded? Murdering shitheads quake.


Teenager, 19, who slapped a man’s bottom in a nightclub ‘without his consent’ will face trial at Crown Court ‘for sexual assault’ as her friend is charged with attacking alleged victim’s girlfriend

A teenage woman who slapped a man’s bottom on a night out was today told she will have to appear at crown court charged with sexual assault.

Beauty therapist Scarlett Bareham, 19, of Bedhampton, Hants, is accused of smacking the man’s bottom without his consent in front of his girlfriend, magistrates were told today.

The teenager had been clubbing with friends Hannah Phillips, 19 and Fiona Hoyle, 19, in the Guildhall Walk area of Portsmouth late last summer, which is home to a number of nightclubs.

Portsmouth Magistrate’s Court today heard that when a woman who is believed to be his girlfriend objected, she was allegedly attacked by Hoyle, of Southsea, Hants, who kicked and punched her until she was unconscious.

Hoyle, who today wore a black blazer and dark trousers, is charged with affray and assault causing actual bodily harm and she will also next appear at Portsmouth Crown Court.

Bareham, of Havant, Hants, who was today dressed in a smart black top and trousers and accompanied by her family, is also charged with affray.

First, what the fuck is the fashion portion of the last two paragraphs even about? And b) is this a woman? I can’t tell.

I now support mask mandates. For her.

And on the other hand, Scarlett Bareham is just an intrinsically funny name.


Mae Whitman Announces She’s Pansexual

Mae Whitman, the voice of a generation and a woman who has literally never aged, announced via Twitter on Monday that she is pansexual. Whitman is currently voicing the character of Amity Blight, on the animated Disney series The Owl House which features queer characters. “Being pansexual myself, I wish I had such incredible characters like Amity and Luz in my life when I was growing up,” Whitman wrote captioning a photo of her character. “Queer representation is sososo [sic] important.”

Noted.


SugarFree’s Garbage Person of the Day

Actually, Wearing a Mask Can Help Your Child Learn

Wearing a mask can also help teach children to pay more attention to their own bodies and physical behaviors. Keeping a mask on over the course of a school day involves the kind of self-control and self-regulation that many children find challenging. Younger children must inhibit the urge to pull off their mask, and older children must be mindful of when their mask is slipping down or when it’s OK to take it off.

[Swiss glare]