Nice umping, dumbass.

The Orioles move a step closer to immortality.Pitiful.  The Astros won and the A’s lost. Which is good.  The Yankees rattled off their 11th straight win, although they may not have actually won the game. In football, the ACC, Big Ten, and Pac12 have joined forces to…something. I can’t quite figure it out. And across the pond, to looks like Ronaldo wants to play for the Man City “Buy whoever we want and fuck FFP rules” All-Stars, who are also trying to get Harry Kane on their side. And PSG will hang on to Mbappe after rejecting Real Madrid’s handsome offer.  And that’s sports.

King shit.

Ivan the Terrible was born on this day.  The Tsar shares it with such luminaries as Bavarian king Ludwig I, private dick Allan Pinkerton, author Bret Harte, actress Ruby Keeler, Commie Vietnamese general Vo Nguyen Giap, East German sociopath Erich Honecker, racist assclown politician George Wallace, game show host Monty Hall, tennis great Althea Gibson, acting legend Sean Connery, baseball player Darrell Johnson, actor Tom Skerritt, newspaper magnate Conrad Black, pitcher Rollie Fingers, “rocker” Gene Simmons, rocker Rob Halford, musician Elvis Costello, filmmaker Tim Burton, outfielder Albert Belle, tv chef Rachel Ray, outfielders Doug Glanville and Justin Upton.

Hope that was enough baseball names.  Because it’s time to move on to…the links!

Herschel Walker is running for the US Senate. He’s running as a republican, so expect the “race traitor” and “black white supremacist” pieces to start in earnest and accelerate over the next 14 months.

CACKLE-CACKLE-CACKLE

I think she should go anyway. Perhaps the solution is heavy exposure to her manic cackling at odd moments. But I’m just spitballing.

This is hilarious. Well, pathetic, actually. But it still made me chuckle.

I’m sorry you have to do your job. Perhaps you should quit if enforcing legitimate contracts stresses you out so much. Also, why does nobody seem to give two shits about the property owners who are getting screwed by the very government that is supposed to enforce the law blindly?

I sure as shit hope these guys win. You know, because the ATF is way out of line and basically anybody who’s used the trigger agrees that their arbitrary decision is a load of bullshit. But also because fuck the NFA.

I’d be surprised if anybody else is willing to take him. I mean, it’s Rutgers anyway, but nobody wants the baggage of having an anti-vaxxer” or whatever they’re calling people who question the efficacy of the piss-poor treatment nowadays.

Nice job, Joe. You dumb bastard.

The shitshow continues. Soon, it’ll be a bloodbath.  Then…the media will simply move on to something else.

This is gonna piss off a lot of people. But not anybody in the WH, I can assure you.  Now they can just use the “the courts are making us do this” excuse to slow illegal immigration and they can stem the tide of people flooding the camps where they’re housed. Not that the media were giving them nearly as much coverage as they did when the last guy was in charge. It also points out the hypocrisy of the left-wing judges on the court who simply ignored their own precedent from a scant few years ago.

Just in time to beat the recall election. But I’m sure that’s just a coincidence, right? No CA politician or party would ever pay for votes in order to maintain power.

Did they hire a smarmy kid to write this? First off, he completely misses the mark in his opening sentence. And then he goes in deeper with his “I can only imagine the daily dose of religious inspiration in store.” comment.  How witty. How clever. How journalismic.  Anyway, they own it and are finally doing something with it besides it being used as an RV storage and hobo encampment. But heaven forbid his daily commute view be spoiled by people who want to build something they want.  Christ, what an asshole.

I don’t really care about their politics. This song rocked. Enjoy it!

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!