I told you so.


I received an urgent request just a few minutes ago from Banjos. Sloopy has finally lost his cookies and Banjos has children to feed. Did you know that they make vodka out of potatoes?




Back your shit up.


Screw you right in the pucker.


I like Tim Tebow. Screw you in the pucker.


This is what happens when you create a middle class based on free shit, and then you take away the free shit.


Did someone say, “screw you right in the pucker?”


Mythical Libertarian Women, discuss.


Okey doke. My drunken, heroic work is done here. Tunes?