Awesome

Great sports action over the weekend. I love college football, and seeing all those packed stadiums made me feel good about America and the fast that there’s still a lot of people that aren’t afraid to live their life. I ‘m excited to see it continue throughout the fall and the see the NFL get going as well. Of course there will be naysayers and of course every time there’s a slight surge in cases people like those who went to the games will be blamed.  But we all know that’s bullshit.  So don’t listen to those idiots. Live your life. Go to a live event, whether it is a sporting event or a state fair or a concert or a Renaissance Faire. Just do something that sticks a thumb in the eye of those assholes who want to see us all locked in our homes for the rest of our lives against our will. Their aims may be good (although I doubt that), but their methods are madness. And that’s sports, kind of.

Thanks, dude.

French revolutionary and friend to America Marquis de Lafayette was born on his day.  In my opinion, we should scrap Labor Day and replace it with a day honoring guys like him. He came over here and risked his life to fight for the concept of freedom in a foreign land.  He shares it with: the guy who developed the atomic theory John Dalton, bootlegger and father of substance abusers Joseph Kennedy, baseball players Harry Danning and Vince DiMaggio, guy who tried to kill Hitler Philipp von Boeselager, redneck musician David Allen Coe, rocker Roger Waters, actress Swoosie Kurtz, Molly Hatchett’s Banner Thomas, actor/mouth noise guy Michael Winslow, dumb fat guy Chris Christie, woman with a lovely voice Dolores O’Riordan, and first baseman Derrek Lee.

OK, now on to…the links!

That South Carolina story keeps getting weirder. I need to call my mom about it today and let her spin some local gossip.

Photo showing parts of two separate countries.

An entire nation of brainwashed bootlickers. And I mean commie China, not the free nation of Taiwan.

You know they’re serious because they’re colonels. It’s always the colonels who carry out coups, good or bad.  Because the generals are all basically politicians.

This attention-seeking asshole needs to go. Maybe he can get in front of a camera and cry about that too.

These people are savages. That’s it. That’s my entire take.

Pedo-killing hero

Hopefully they’ll give him a medal next. Because he did the world a service.

Aren’t ex post facto laws illegal? Oh wait, it’s Chicago. The government can steal by whatever means necessary.

What a bizarre story. I’m surprised global warming and/or toxic masculinity haven’t been added to potential causes. But I’m still holding out they make an appearance.

“Reportedly” passes for fact these days. It’s not as retarded as the Rolling Stone bullshit piece (that I’m so sure has been linked here enough that a metric tons of drugs would fall out of my ass if I reposted it again), but it’s pretty shoddy reporting.

Here’s a freaking awesome song. Ok, maybe that’s a slight oversight. But the video is a masterpiece. Enjoy it.

And enjoy your extra day off (hopefully), dear friends!